Born inside the mind of a youthful adult and drenched with the wretched frustration and wanton desire to roll on his wheeled plank until his body starts to decompose, Procrastiskate is a collection of poetic writing which ignites the common emotions of many a middle-aged skateboarding human.
The honesty, the self-deprecation, the humbleness meld together into an utterly readable, involuntary nod-and-giggle-fest.
He could quit skating if he really tried... he did it once before but a piece of him died.